December 2011
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do i sound weird if i say i actually love paying...
IT FEELS LIKE I’M GIVING THEM A BIG KISS
how come maury never explains dominant and...
girl: “DAS YO BABY, WHY CAN’T HE HAH BLUE EYES” guy: “UHH DO TWO CATS MAKE A DOG???”
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sometimes.
sometimes when i see a really gorgeous, hot, sexy, whatever bombshell celebrity, i imagine that somehow i’m really close friends with her, and we go out for lunch dates and talk about how objectified she is and about our relationships with other people, and it makes me feel good because i think of her as a friend and not a sex toy and i’m sure she appreciates it
sometimes when...
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my mom is convinced that my brother secretly comes...
i knew letting her buy a blacklight was a bad idea